AGENDA AT 74

Tap barometer, burn trash,

put out seed for birds, tap

barometer, go to market

for doughnuts and Dutch

Masters, feed cat, write

President, tap barometer,

take baby aspirin, write

congressmen, nap, watch

Bills vs. Patriots, tap

barometer, go to post

office and ask Diane if

it's cold enough for her,

go to diner and say "hi,

babe" to Mazie, go to

barber shop and read

 

Sports Illustrated, go

home, take a load off,

tap barometer, go to

liquor store for jug

(Gallo chablis), go

home, pee, etc., sweep

cellar stairs (be careful!),

write letter to editor,

count dimes, count quarters,

tap the fucking barometer . . .

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